I was Cindi Mayweather for Halloween

Here are some pictures. I'll let the story be told underneath them for those who don't like reading. (Don't worry, I don't particularly like reading either, so I won't be offended nor am I making a "you're not intelligent" jab.)

These are some photos that inspired the costume and expressions

I genuinely thought it was gonna be the night that rocked my world!

 And it ended like this.

I went as the Archandroid, Cindi Mayweather, an Alpha Platinum 9000 who saves the world from it's own destruction. I didn't deliver as that character at all that night.

That night I swore to myself I would never drink again. 

I got so drunk that I couldn't even throw up 

I got so drunk that I regretted everything I had ever done that involved alcohol ever

I got so drunk that I began to despise whoever invented the ETOH substance. 

I just became so not about everything that was happening... unless it involved twerking. I was down to twerk! But at an EDM festival... Not very fitting. Needless to say, EDM festivals? Not my element.

We went to the club because a guy said we should ditch the festival and go to a club. This is where I twerked. Clubs? My element.

After 20 minutes he was ready to go back to the hotel so I summoned the cab. 

After 2 minutes in the cab, he was wondering why we weren't at the club :/

We got to the hotel and this is where I attempted to throw up and couldn't so I just went number two instead. 

After 5 minutes on the toilet he was ready to go back out to the club or SOMETHING. 

He was banging on my door saying something like "Acacia! Me and you are going back out! It is too early to be in a hotel, we need to have more fun! You're like the coolest one here! We have to go back out! You have twenty minutes to get off of that toilet and be ready to go!!!!"

And I relied something like "Mehehhhhhehhehehhhhhhh :[" I didn't want to stand up ever again. 

I tried to squeeze out anything that would go through either end until he forgot he wanted to go out. He did after 10 minutes and so I washed my hands and made my move to the bed. [That's where I took that last picture] and then I went to sleep!

I woke up the next morning [bed arrangements were my two good buds in the bed, me and this guy in the couchbed] at about six to find two guys laying to my left. Had no idea where this guy came from. 

The End.

[And yes, I'm sure I wasn't raped.]