Riddle Me This: Fat Pockets

I have been wondering about this for years. 

I just read a chapter of a book that told me not to criticize, condemn, or complain... but I'll start on that diet tomorrow. I need to get this off of my chest. 

What

On Earth

Is SOOOO wonderful

About ass and titties?! Booty and boobs?!

They are literally just pockets of fat, sometimes enormous amounts of fat, on a woman's body?

Is it special because the man doesn't have any of that? Cuz they like vagina too and that's an oven for babies. A wet oven used to bake babies. [But I do understand the instinctual reasons why males (most males) like vagina]

But like what is so attractive about the massive amounts of FAT in a woman's behind and chest area?! IT'S FAT!!! Like, women and muscle, I understand, that's physical fitness I guess? I don't care much for it... but like ...

If we had massive amounts of fat in our face cheeks instead of our butt cheeks would that be thing? Or like if our love handles were just extra chunky but boobs weren't a thing?

How come it's not sexy when a woman has massive amounts of fat in their guts!?

I'm just saying, I don't get it.

Please, riddle me this.