Things I think about people I hate

This'll be a quick one.

I only "hate" (and I don't really hate her, but she's the closest thing to it) one person. And I hate her because I'm jealous.

I'm such a hater. If I would be completely honest, I'd say that she is a beautiful, talented individual, and I totally see why errybody and dey mama loves this woman. She's got everything going for her and I have every reason to be happy for her. But I'm not. Cuz I hate her. Cuz I'm jealous.

She seems to be the only one from high school that kept her "peak." You know, I've watched a lot of "popular" people from high school graduate and immediately get obnoxiously fat, married way too early (and I'm judging here), have kids, the like. High School was their lives and then when they made their way out, it was gone. But her, she graduated, got engaged, and is still just doin her thug thizzle. Living her life, while I lurk in the facebook shadows. Stalking. Waiting for it to all go downhill. :/

[I wasn't popular until college. And I dropped out. So my peak was very short lived...]

I swear she keeps her facebook off of private just for me and all her other haters. I think I'm the most obsessed. It's like there's a biological clock that tells me "Heeeeyyyy!! You haven't checked on ol' girl in a while! Maybe her life has finally gone to shit!" But every time I check, without fail, she's doing even better than she was the last time I checked.

And as I scroll through her pics and oh so hilarious posts I think;

Sheesh! Hurry up and get fat already!!

I hope he cheats on you...

Why are you always so damn happy?!

Where is this personal catastrophe that is waaaaaay overdue?!

Geez, can we just like.... switch lives or something?!

How is it that that many people liking your posts?

Of course you're happy with the way high school went for you...

Ugggggghhhh just stop being so... everything already... :/

The list could go on.




But I seriously can't wait till she gets fat.